Roadside Comedies Gifts

"Hmmm... How can I blame this on her?!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Road work next 15 years.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Toad Rage

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Road Work Ahead

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Pedestrian Corridor

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

Reckless Driver Ahead...

"Pull up past the armadillo."

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

Car with number plate reading 'Honk if the light just turned green and you're a jackass'.

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'