Roadside Comedies T-Shirts

"Hmmm... How can I blame this on her?!"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Laughing Zone Ahead

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Road work next 15 years.

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Toad Rage

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Road Work Ahead

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

Pedestrian Corridor

"Alton Towers was rubbish, Mum - the A14 was much scarier."

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Interstate Pi... Next Decimal Place 50 Miles

"Pull up past the armadillo."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'

I still don't see how these 'hand free' laws make you any safer...

Reckless Driver Ahead...

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'

An officer on a motorcycle with 'Student Cop' sign chases a car with a 'Student Driver' sign.