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Road work next 15 years.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Man with Stop Signs.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Road Work Ahead

Toad Rage

Road-kill rage.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

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