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'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

La Tour 2007.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

'When I'm in the saddle I'm part of the horse.' - 'Yes, but which part?'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Road-kill rage.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

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