Cycle Lane Comedian T-Shirts

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Road work next 15 years.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

"He's come out of retirement!"

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

Wheelies Gang.

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Biker's head still in the Helmet.

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"