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'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Cheesie Rider

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

"Previously on..."

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

All Roads Go Nowhere.

La Tour 2007.

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Tour de Pothole.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Drunken cyclist

Wheelies Gang.

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's come out of retirement!"

Babe hits for the cycle.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.