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Soon after taking up cycling, Jeff noticed a significant change to his body.

Wheelies Gang.

"Did you say these things come in cycles?"

La Tour 2007.

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tattoos sagging with time

Bicycle Sidecar.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Very drunk professional cyclist

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'My wife bought me this helmet when I told her I was buying a bike. She's a little over protective.'

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

'Officer, I thought road signs were just mere suggestions.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

Cyclist looks bemused as his efforts to pump up a flat tyre inflates the the bike frame instead.

Clown Bike Rack

'Don't be so velodramatic!'

Retirement became the obvious decision.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Drunken cyclist

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

Babe hits for the cycle.

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

Endor Speeder Bike Academy

"He's come out of retirement!"

"He's always chased people on bikes!"

'That was his New Year's resolution to get in to work all January with his bicycle.'

Metaphysical Bike Parts.