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Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

Bicycle Sidecar.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'