Road Work Humorist T-Shirts

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

Man with Stop Signs.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"