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'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Bob's Driving School.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Man with Stop Signs.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."