Roadside Humorist Gifts

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Bob's Driving School.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Bicycle Sidecar.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'