Road Trip Humorist Gifts

Sign: Not A Thorough Street.

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

macarena free zone next 4 miles (sign on road)

Turtle crossing: please be patient

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Bob's Driving School.

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"