Road Trip Humorist Gifts

Sign: Not A Thorough Street.

'You can stop hiding now Artie...We know you went to breakfast without us!'

Next exit, food, gas and Wally Yomp, Springdale's most eligible bachelor.

'Slow down on the speed bumps, Harvey.'

macarena free zone next 4 miles (sign on road)

Turtle crossing: please be patient

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Bob's Driving School.

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.