Roadwork Humorist Gifts

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

'Heavy plant crossing'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Work Ahead

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I found another pothole.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

Man with Stop Signs.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Winter Roadwork...

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'