Roadwork Humorist Prints

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

'Heavy plant crossing'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Road Work Ahead

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I found another pothole.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

Man with Stop Signs.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Winter Roadwork...

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

How's my driving? 1-900-555-3121

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

Road-kill rage.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.