Road Humorist Prints

Speed Limit 65. Age Limit 85.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

You were speeding!

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Bob's Driving School.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.