Highway Humorist Prints

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Inconsiderate, Stupid Drivers This Lane Only.

The Moral Highway.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Roads.

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

What it's like to drive a boring car.

"Yes, I know I'm not supposed to drive on the white line, but..."

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Watch Your Speed! No Roadwork Ahead.

Doofus, next right...Attention! Just because YOU are a Doofus doesn't mean you MUST exit next right

Insert a coin to lower the bridge.

Scenic Route.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Trucking

Driver sees 'These Here Parts' road sign next to 'Parts Unknown'.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Why can't they just build one big one...."

'Next 25 miles pass on right. This is for a psychological test.'

Directions to the nearest decent motorway services.

Car leaves toll booth which has a bell in it.

Gas prices

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

"Meat is murder!"

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

Central Reservations Available.

The sign is not in use, but we are still keeping an eye on you.

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Car traffic