Road Humor Lover Prints

Reckless Driver Ahead...

Carefree luggage.

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'It's a slow trap.'

Holiday Luggage

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Man with Stop Signs.

Traffic Sign

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Driving a Lemon.

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

"It's the police they say they would send someone round but they can't find our reservation..."

Snail Crossing.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

At the airport.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"We are sorry for the delay in announcing the delay of flight 601"

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Uh Oh...

Bad sea-legs

Coast Side Tours,"I suppose you're used to this sort of thing."

You Are Here...X...& YOU Are Lost.

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

"Aye Captain, this be perfect for the plank!"

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"