Road Comedy Enthusiast Prints

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'It's a slow trap.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

Road work next 15 years.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

"Your new car won't start? Oh, well, umm…that's just the car's Collision Avoidance System kicking in. It doesn't want you to hit anything today."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Pine tree driving a truck with a human-shaped air freshener hanging off the mirror

Snail Crossing.

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Hamlet, Chicken of Denmark: 'to cross, or not to cross'

Toad Rage

Road Work Ahead

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'I don't need a computer to tell me I failed to fasten my seat belt or release the emergency brake.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Let Go and Let God

My other dog is a golden retriever

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

I thought it would be a good idea if we reflected on the past year...here are your photo radar tickets.

'You forgot to latch the back door - here comes Binkie.'

'Terrible news, boys! - it passed it's MOT'.