Roadwork Comedian Mugs

Road work next 15 years.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Leaving New York

Riding instructor waits to fish a child out of jumping obstacle.

Man with Stop Signs.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"I think he's saying keep apart two chevrons."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

Discussion...1/4 mile. Argument...1/2 mile. Fight...1 mile.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'I've already seen this movie. Can you pull up behind another van to se what movie they're watching?'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Road-kill rage.

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

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