Roadwork Humor Lover Mugs

Man with Stop Signs.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

I break for toilet paper

'I found another pothole.'

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Road work next 15 years.

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Winter Roadwork...

"Instead of filling in all the pot holes, it’d be easier to lower the rest of the road."

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Road Work Ahead

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

'This car drives so smooth it feels like we're flying.'

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Road works sign - 'Men working out'.

Construction worker with stop signs.

Men at Work

Removable Manhole

Reckless Driver Ahead...

"That explains a lot."

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

'The good thing about one way streets, is you can only get hit from the rear.'

One solution for better roads...

You were speeding!

"Don't be silly, the one at the back is a sinkhole, all the rest are potholes."

Caution! Flagman training next 10 miles...stop, stop, stop...

"How ironic."