Road Warriors Gifts

'Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?'

Fred really should have taken the time clear the snow on his windshield.

'Drive a car? Can I do a term paper instead?'

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

"Please translate my comment into a hand gesture."

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

Miracles of Modern Technology #12: Transport & Communications

"Remember the good old days, Pete? Y'know, back when irate drivers had the common decency to just scream obscenities and make outrageous hand gestures? Call me old fashioned, but I miss that."

"In 1,000 feet, you're still lost."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

Turn around and go home - we'll explain later.

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

Sticker: 'How's my driving you nuts?'

Roustabout.

Cars driving down barcode road.

I suffered a freak accident several years ago where I lost all of my fingers except my middle one, so I'm not really giving you the finger, I'm just trying to thumb a ride.

Gas prices: you won't want to know.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.