Road Warrior In Training Gifts

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

Formula One kids road rage

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

'Your Grounded!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Car wash / Mouth wash

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I need both hands for steering.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

"This can't be good."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile