Roadside Warrior Gifts

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

"I need you to come look at the car. It stalled and I can't get it started."

Emergency Phone

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Are we there yet?'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"We'll get there when we get there!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

'Your Grounded!'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I need both hands for steering.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"This can't be good."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.