Road Safety Warrior Gifts

Horse has sticker on rear end that says 'Honk if you want a kick in the windscreen'. Other horse says, 'Nice bumper sticker.'

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

'Your Grounded!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

The Forever Stamp

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"On your left."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.