Road Safety Advocate Gifts

Buck's Truckin' - "Safety third!"

"Well according to the breathalyzer you have been drinking - from the toilet."

'The buck stops here.'

How's my texting?

This lane for calling and texting while driving only.

' All of a sudden the other side of the road is some what less appealing.'

'Mildred, it's my way or the highway!' Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

'Well don't say I didn't warn you!'

'g2g am abt 2 cras in@ a trk'

'Come on, come on!'

Am I peddling fast enough?

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Leaking tunnel.

"Its the three wheelers that catch you out"

Distracted Driving

Driving Distraction.

'Geeze, what is that smell?'

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road.

Stop before it's too late

Drink Driving

"Well, he didn't make it across... but he's made it a heck of a lot safer for the rest of us."

I read that taking frequent naps can stave off old age.

Red faced man looking unwell whilst driving a car in bad weather with a bottle

The Red Cat: Lights/Red Cat Humour/Rhyme.

A snail 'couple' is crossing road looking up, they see crushed snail couple on tread of car tire...

'Yes, we hang speed offenders.'

'Thanks.'

"No one in their right mind just strolls across a California highway."

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Slow Down, You Crazy Ba***rd!

Cowboy spreading true grit on snow

Skunk sees 'Please Don't Stink and Drive' sign.

Phoning in - Please pass

Speed laws enforced by endangered tortoises on the road.

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'