Driving Safety Advocate Gifts

Geezer crossing.

"Any drugs or alcohol?"

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

Boozing and Cruising

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'