Driving Safety Advocate Pillows

Geezer crossing.

"Any drugs or alcohol?"

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

"I don't care about the test. Put the bloody breaks on!"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Boozing and Cruising

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.