Safe Driving Advocate Pillows

'I text while I drive because it keeps me from speeding.'

Distracted drivers: doing everything but driving.

'Would it matter if I was on the phone reminding my daughter not to drive while talking on the phone?'

Safe driver.

I'm the Bluebird of Happy Motoring. If you must drink, don't drive!

How do you like my texting bumper sticker

Seat belts - The giving of life.

Pool attached to child's bed.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Man using to much bug spray

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"Careful."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Kangaroo: Baby on Board

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Boozing and Cruising

Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

Speeding Forklift

'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I know they look geeky - but I believe lat good parenting should always come before style.'