'I warned him. 'Don't text and drive' ... He wouldn't listen.'
Driving Safety Advocates Pillows
Give the gift of comfort and advocacy with pillows that feature clever, caring messages about safe driving—ideal for relaxing at home or in the car’s cozy corner.
Pool attached to child's bed.
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."
Man using to much bug spray
'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'
Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.
"Getting the hang of it?"
"Careful."
Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"
"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"
'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'
The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!
Knights Wing Mirrors.
'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'
Kangaroo: Baby on Board
Boozing and Cruising
"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'
Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.
Speeding Forklift
'This is a new electronic child-proof cap. If you can pronounce the drug's name, it opens.'
'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'
Under Capitalism, Expensive Equipment is Always, Unlike People, Innocent Until Proven Guilty
Humpty Dumpty wearing over-the-shoulder seat belt smiles smugly.
"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'
I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.
'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'
"I keep telling him there's a big difference between swimming and floating."
Driving Safety Advocates Pillows Collection
Driving Safety Advocates Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that champion driving safety advocates—witty, motivating designs perfect for daily reminders and cheerful mornings.
Driving Safety Advocates Prints
Browse inspiring art prints that celebrate driving safety advocates—perfect for home or office, with humorous and meaningful messages.
Driving Safety Advocates T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt designs specially made for driving safety advocates—humorous and impactful styles that spread awareness wherever they go.