Traffic Safety Advocates Pillows

'Caution - color blind crossing.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Crossing

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Nice park. . .

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Zero gravity ahead.

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

How Am I Driving?

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Give Way To Cyclists

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."