Traffic Safety Advocates Mugs

'Caution - color blind crossing.'

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Nice park. . .

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

How Am I Driving?

Zero gravity ahead.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Give Way To Cyclists

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'This is the last time I bid on a job for the Seven Dwarfs.'

'No zebras as yet. . .but we have had two school kids and a lollipop lady!'

'That is the bike lane...'

What if animals made roadside memorials?

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."