Traffic Safety Enthusiast Mugs

Truth in Crosswalk signs.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Bump

STOP. Stop dashing halfway out, then back, then out, then back, then freezing - my arm's getting tired.

Man from the road sign crossing the street.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

On the brink.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Baby on board.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Caution signs.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Mother hen driving with 'Eggs on Board' sign.

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Family traits.

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to our new 'health and safety' officer.'