Traffic Safety Geek Mugs

'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingertread man...'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"On your left."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Nice park. . .

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Give Way To Cyclists

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Zero gravity ahead.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Watch for Pedestrians.

The Cone Ranger

School crossing

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

Texting kills

Car crashed into warning sign

Caution! School Crossing.

Man mistakes speed gun for an actual gun