Traffic Safety Geek Mugs

'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingertread man...'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"On your left."

Nice park. . .

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

'Oh no a speed camera.'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Attention: Speed Troughs

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Give Way To Cyclists

Zero gravity ahead.

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

How you can tell that the environmentalists won the elections...

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Right I've checked everything 6 times. Surely nothing can go wrong this time."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Watch for Pedestrians.

The Cone Ranger

Car crashed into warning sign

Man mistakes speed gun for an actual gun

SmartphoneDumb Driver.

School crossing

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.