Road Safety Advocates Pillows

'To buckle or not to buckle?'

Road Rage Highway

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Policeman on phone to car in front: "Please pull over sir, you're moving your mobile phone illegally."

Texting Snowman

Sometimes it's not good enough to look both ways.

An evil snake coiled around a warning road sign for childrens crossing.

Board on Board

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Dog Crossing

'Your Grounded!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

One Way - Yield

Attention: Speed Troughs

Safe driver.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'Just say no to ch-e-e-s-ee!'

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.