Road Safety Buffs Pillows

Using road signs to explain an accident.

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Touring Cyclist

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

One Way - Yield

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'

How Am I Driving?

'I brake for animals'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

A Deer Traffic Warden.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Just one last crossing to make..."