Road Safety Geeks Pillows

Stop/Hop

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

"On your left."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

One Way - Yield

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Attention: Speed Troughs

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

'I brake for animals'

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"Just one last crossing to make..."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'I always wanted two lips!' Why the chicken crossed the road.

A Deer Traffic Warden.