Road Safety Enthusiast Pillows

Trucks sprinkle salt and grind fresh pepper on the roads.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

"New year's resolution - respect pedestrians!"

You ought to know better at your age. Always walk facing traffic.

"The texting adds to the authenticity."

Driving Distractions.

'Why am I doing this?' thinks chicken crossing the road.

Car Crossing

The Go Between.

'Your father told you to look both ways when crossing a four lane highway?'

'Are you sure the other driver was a crash-test dummy?'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'Not much point in asking you questions on the Highway Code now, is there?'

Grim Reaper in van. Sign says: 'How's my scything?'

Attention: Speed Troughs

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

School crossing

"As I was saying. . ."

Holiday drinking and driving.

"When you start driving, you have to know all the rules of road safety. Like...when do you know for sure you've come to a complete stop at a stop sign?"

"Why is dad seasoning the driveway?"

Road Crossing

"We ran out of salt for the roads, but we had plenty of pepper..."

Sign at road crossing reads 'Grab your coat and snatch your hat, leave your worries on the doorstep, just direct your feet to the other side of the street'.

"Always use the crosswalk!"

"I can assure you this call is perfectly legal. Timmy's driving."

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

"Okay, now we can cross."

Hey, hey, hey! Eyes up, both hands forward, pal! Driving-while-texting test.

"Next time use your signal."

Deer crossing the road holding a mobile phone.

Deaths on the road

He suspected the driver's airbag was not functioning correctly.

"Well, you know what they say, never look back, unless you change lanes."

SmartphoneDumb Driver.