Road Safety Guru Pillows

Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

Speed Limit.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Your Grounded!'

Job Safety - Hardhat.

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"On your left."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Beware of Everything

The Hive, Inc. Think safety! 17 days without a honey boo-boo.

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Nice park. . .

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Safest Airline in The World

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

The Future of Flight?

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"