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Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.

Speed Limit.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

AI Safety Officer

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Your Grounded!'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

"On your left."

Beware of Everything

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

Nice park. . .

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

Safest Airline in The World

The Future of Flight?

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

"Aaaughhh! Don't play with that!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"