Road Safety Expert T-Shirts

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Please Drove Carefully.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Touring Cyclist

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'Your Grounded!'

Computer Controlled Car

Bedroom Traffic Control

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

One Way - Yield

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

Attention: Speed Troughs

'Mom's always telling me to look both ways, don't talk to strangers, and change my passwords.'

Deer crossing the road on a Skidoo.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Vehicles waiting at a crossing for a tradesman's spirit level to pass.

"Just one last crossing to make..."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

'I'll be the designated driver - you be the designated texter.'