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'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Natural gas

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

Test dummies in car, "Oh my god dave, look out for that wall!"

"The latest car safety data is in, and it's still really really bad to crash into things."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford a car with airbags.'

Where airbags should be.

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

'His airbag must have over inflated.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Man with Air Bag,"Did you know the earth spins at 1038 mph?"

Seat belts - The giving of life.

"You know what's about to happen and you still got in the car. But yet I'm called the dummy."

"I see your son has a summer job."

"You're going on a very short journey."

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'I don't care what planet he's from, Ma'am, he's gotta be in a car seat.'