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Distracted Driving

Two horned stags butt heads and airbags protect them.

'To more closely match reality, all our crash test dummies now hold cellphones.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Car Emissions

Nice park. . .

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Bio Fuels.

World's cheapest car

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

It's the biofuel generation.

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."