Automobile Safety Engineer T-Shirts

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

It's the biofuel generation.

World's cheapest car

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Nice park. . .

Bio Fuels.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Car Emissions

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work