Automobile Safety Engineer Gifts

Frank & Ernie's Diner. A cup of coffee with cream, and smash it in my face, please.

Crash test dummy has sign in rear of test car that says "Dummy On Board"

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"We'll get there when we get there!"

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Nice park. . .

It's the biofuel generation.

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

World's cheapest car

Bio Fuels.

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

Car Emissions

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."