Safety Engineer Gifts

The Crash-test Dummy Family on Holidays

'Go ahead and dig, you said! what are the odds there's a pipe right there, you said!'

'You call yourself a steering committee?!'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

A woman runs a crash test dummy in a shopping cart.

'Good Heavens, man, you look like an accident waiting to happen.'

Crash test dummy testing vine by swinging into brick wall in jungle while jungle man takes notes.

Kidnap victim is in truck of crash test car.

Crash clouds

'I don't like being a crash test dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"Yeah, work is tough, but nothing compared to coming home and stepping on one of the kids' legos."

"I'd like 40 kilos of pain killers, please."

'Never thought I'd see you again - you really must have nine lives.'

'Yes, officer, I was speeding, but in the interest of scientific research.'

Crash dummy test lab has sign: 1039 days without an injury.

Crash Test Dummy denied insurance.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."

Crash Testing for Dummies

"The car you were conceived in was in an accident, but you weren't an accident."

"...And will you run over each other with cars and trucks and smash each other against walls in good times and in bad times?"

"Back in the day, I did that for a living. . ."

'OHHHH, WOW! My VERY own CAR and COLLISION BARRIER!'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Er, it's okay...I'll get the next one.'

Crash-test dummies (baby dummies used in crash-testing)

The Insurance Premiums Are Murder

The Air Bag.

'Hope this thing's right.'

'...He looks like a safe fellow to me.'

Male Crash-test Dummy: 'So...would you like to go for a crash in my car?'

Crash Test Dummy's Running Machine

Test Dummy. Test Idiot. I locked the keys in the car again.