Fire Safety Engineer Gifts

'Hey, look, the sprinkler system works.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

"Don't worry. The building is earthquake proof, but unfortunately we haven't solved the

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Fire Assembly Point