Fire Safety Professional Gifts

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Forest Management

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"I've invented the fire extinguisher."

Fire Assembly Point

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...