Fire Safety Consultant Gifts

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Santa hosing the Chimney.

Forest Management

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Why do you always wear pants?"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'