Fire Hazard Strategist Gifts

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Forest Management

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Due to the fire hazard of having so many lighted candles gathered in the same place I have made you two cakes! Happy Birthday!"

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

Fire Assembly Point

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"