Water Hazard Strategists Gifts

A fish is selling golf balls by the course pond.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Criminal waste of water

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

Cactus with Tap

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"It was a professional hit..."

Moses parts water on the fairways.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Water Feature 2006.

"One More Swing."

"You finished with that bath water?"

The creek ran dry. The reservoir drained. Lake Erie just emptied. Ok! Ok! I've finished my shower.

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

The outback dual-flush dunny.

Two men trout fishing

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"A bath? No way! Where I come from, we never waste water on taking baths!"

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'