Water Hazard Strategists T-Shirts

A fish is selling golf balls by the course pond.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

Criminal waste of water

'Call it a hunch...but I don't think he feels too confident.'

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

The missiles had failed....so it was down to Frank....and plan B.

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'It's a new design to save water.'

'C'mon, it's only up to your knees!'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

Cactus with Tap

"It was a professional hit..."

"Some Rain Forest this is..."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

Water Feature 2006.

Two men trout fishing

The outback dual-flush dunny.

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

"You finished with that bath water?"

"One More Swing."

''Go with the flow' may be a bad way to put it.'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

"Just one small mouthful each - you first then!"

'Help me, I can't swim!' - 'Lots of people can't swim, why should I help YOU?'

"You know what I dream of sometimes? Somehow to find a way to have a shower, or even better, a bath..."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'